The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.
The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.
Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.Stop dividing by zero
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dream-a-little-bigger-dahling:
Trying to explain tumblr to an outsider: “So basically, creating a tumblr is the same as selling your soul.”
Holy lord and father Star Trek Into Darkness! Just let me hold you, let me hold you and tell you about this movie.
so many blue eyes, so blue
this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea
Same
He taught me how to spell beautiful.
He was born on the exact same day as my mum year and all it’s amazing
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.